Why M owners hate Alpinas!
Why M owners hate Alpinas!
I’ve noticed a trend that most M owners in the web forums hate the hear or see anyone posting or enjoying their Alpina on these forums.
Almost instantly they react to any claim or anyone posting something positive about their Alpina… as if it’s an insult to their M.
Is it too much for them for someone to pass on the M and consider the Alpina as the ultimate ride for a given series? M is a sport car… but Alpina is a super luxury yet high performance machine… They are different but why the hate? Wish BMW forums have a dedicated section for Alpina owners.
Almost instantly they react to any claim or anyone posting something positive about their Alpina… as if it’s an insult to their M.
Is it too much for them for someone to pass on the M and consider the Alpina as the ultimate ride for a given series? M is a sport car… but Alpina is a super luxury yet high performance machine… They are different but why the hate? Wish BMW forums have a dedicated section for Alpina owners.
Re: Why M owners hate Alpinas!
Wouldnt know. Never been on an M forum. Its for heathens who dont appreciate Alpinas
That was a joke by the way before the M3 yobs attack me

That was a joke by the way before the M3 yobs attack me
Simon B
2003 B3S Convertible #71
2023 Mercedes EQC
2007 Porsche 997 Turbo
2003 B3S Convertible #71
2023 Mercedes EQC
2007 Porsche 997 Turbo
Re: Why M owners hate Alpinas!
I am honestly not bothered what others think of Alpinas. I have owned both M and Alpina and both have their characteristics just like their owners -and thats not to paint everyone with the same brush in fact- its much more layered.
Current
2004 BMW B3S E46 Convertible #156 (Keeper)
2015 BMW 320d F30 ED Sport (70mpg)
Previous
2011, 2016, 2018 - Kia Sportages (Great brand service)
2011 BMW Mini Cooper (Great fun,)
2007 BMW Z4M E86 Coupe (Animal)
2006 Audi A4 B7 2.0T (Good car)
2001 VW Golf GTI MK4 (Meh)
1994 Ford Escort 1.6 Zetec (Lght n dandy)
1992 Fiat Tipo GT (Rare fun car)
1991 Ford Orion 1.6 Ghia (Beefy engine)
1984 Ford Fiesta 1.1L (Big audio upgrade)
2004 BMW B3S E46 Convertible #156 (Keeper)
2015 BMW 320d F30 ED Sport (70mpg)
Previous
2011, 2016, 2018 - Kia Sportages (Great brand service)
2011 BMW Mini Cooper (Great fun,)
2007 BMW Z4M E86 Coupe (Animal)
2006 Audi A4 B7 2.0T (Good car)
2001 VW Golf GTI MK4 (Meh)
1994 Ford Escort 1.6 Zetec (Lght n dandy)
1992 Fiat Tipo GT (Rare fun car)
1991 Ford Orion 1.6 Ghia (Beefy engine)
1984 Ford Fiesta 1.1L (Big audio upgrade)
Re: Why M owners hate Alpinas!
Yes it’s true. Some days I hate myself !
But then I slip into the Alpina comfort seats and remind myself the Alpina is always a superior place to sit. :




Cook75
Present vehicles -
Safari Projek Porsche 996
Audi RS6 Vorsprung
Alpina B5 Touring No.10
Porsche 911 Turbo X50
Lancia Delta Evo 2
Bmw E30 M3
Bmw E30 Convertible
Peugeot 205 GTI 1.9
Mk1 Raleigh Chopper
Present vehicles -
Safari Projek Porsche 996
Audi RS6 Vorsprung
Alpina B5 Touring No.10
Porsche 911 Turbo X50
Lancia Delta Evo 2
Bmw E30 M3
Bmw E30 Convertible
Peugeot 205 GTI 1.9
Mk1 Raleigh Chopper
Re: Why M owners hate Alpinas!
That’s a nice collection of vehicles. Some good choices in there. Especially the chopper
Simon B
2003 B3S Convertible #71
2023 Mercedes EQC
2007 Porsche 997 Turbo
2003 B3S Convertible #71
2023 Mercedes EQC
2007 Porsche 997 Turbo
Re: Why M owners hate Alpinas!
I cant say I frequent M forums. But having been a member of the bmwccgb and encountered a lot of people with M Power as well as M Sport and M Performance cars I never heard any of them say anything detrimental about ALPINA.
E65 B7 4.4 V8 supercharged No 106 (1 of 11 B7 built for UK)
F22 M235i - everyday driver
E 39 523i sold May 2023
E92 325i - written off by X5 I was not driving!
E92 335D Twin Turbo - sold to Sytner Alpina
E 60 - 525D new - sold to Cooper BMW
E 60 - 530D new - sold at auction
E 39 - 520i new - sold at auction
E 30 - 316i new Touring - sold at auction
Audi A6 2.5 Tdi had 2
Audi Coupe GT 1986 new
Mitsubishi Gallant & Sigma
Honda accord 2.2 coupe
Ford Escort 1.6 worst car in the world
F22 M235i - everyday driver
E 39 523i sold May 2023
E92 325i - written off by X5 I was not driving!
E92 335D Twin Turbo - sold to Sytner Alpina
E 60 - 525D new - sold to Cooper BMW
E 60 - 530D new - sold at auction
E 39 - 520i new - sold at auction
E 30 - 316i new Touring - sold at auction
Audi A6 2.5 Tdi had 2
Audi Coupe GT 1986 new
Mitsubishi Gallant & Sigma
Honda accord 2.2 coupe
Ford Escort 1.6 worst car in the world
Re: Why M owners hate Alpinas!
I’ve been a part of the X7 subforums for so long since 2019, and also the 5 series since 2016. Yes, great experience. However, in the 8-series forum, it’s a different story. Majority of M8 owners for no good reason assume they are at the top of the BMW pyramid (which is absolutely incorrect), and won’t even let the handful of Alpina 8-series owners have an enjoyable discussion about theirs cars in a dedicated thread without chiming in with superiority comments.
Re: Why M owners hate Alpinas!
Z4 forum has a dedicated Alpina section.
There are inevitable 'arguments' as to whether M is better than RS but most good natured.
There are inevitable 'arguments' as to whether M is better than RS but most good natured.
RS #007
Re: Why M owners hate Alpinas!
Because the M car is marketed as the panicle of BMW range, but in reality "on the road" performance the equivalent Alpina is probably better.
E90 D3 Biturbo 2009 No114
Black with Gold Decals
Stereo upgrades - Focal front, rear and under seat speakers Running of a 6 channel XD600/6v2 JL Audio Amp - 12" JL Audio Sub enclosure running off JD500/1 JL Audio mono-block Sub AMP. Pioneer Head unit.
Bilstein B12 Pro Kit suspension with Poly bushed front control arms.
Gloss Black interior trim with Gold Alpina inlay.
Black with Gold Decals
Stereo upgrades - Focal front, rear and under seat speakers Running of a 6 channel XD600/6v2 JL Audio Amp - 12" JL Audio Sub enclosure running off JD500/1 JL Audio mono-block Sub AMP. Pioneer Head unit.
Bilstein B12 Pro Kit suspension with Poly bushed front control arms.
Gloss Black interior trim with Gold Alpina inlay.
Re: Why M owners hate Alpinas!
Charles
Teacher of Chemistry and driver of ALPINAs - not necessarily in that order
B3S Touring (49/116) - been to the moon and now on the way back!
Skoda Kodiaq - not mine but the wife's!
Teacher of Chemistry and driver of ALPINAs - not necessarily in that order

B3S Touring (49/116) - been to the moon and now on the way back!
Skoda Kodiaq - not mine but the wife's!
Re: Why M owners hate Alpinas!
Exactly, I’ve had the E92, brilliant V8 M3, then back in an Alpina or two of the same era, they are less shouty which is what I prefer.
JohnW
2008 B3 BiTurbo Coupe #161
Previous: 2011 D3 BiTurbo Saloon #373, 2014 F30 320iX M Saloon, 2009 M3 DCT Coupe, 2008 B3 BiTurbo Coupe #074, 2009 E82 123d Coupe, 2006 E92 325i Coupe, 2002 E46 325iSE Coupe, 1998 E36 318iSE Saloon
2008 B3 BiTurbo Coupe #161
Previous: 2011 D3 BiTurbo Saloon #373, 2014 F30 320iX M Saloon, 2009 M3 DCT Coupe, 2008 B3 BiTurbo Coupe #074, 2009 E82 123d Coupe, 2006 E92 325i Coupe, 2002 E46 325iSE Coupe, 1998 E36 318iSE Saloon
Re: Why M owners hate Alpinas!
BMW are responsible for diluting the M logo. I guess initially it meant M Power, but then they saw a marketing opportunity and started putting M in front of almost everything, some styling and some performance? I own an M235i, but dont consider it a M Power car, just a 3.0 litre BMW.
I have zero doubt BMW will equally dilute ALPINA and it will be some trim option, perhaps an electric BMW MA badge?
I have zero doubt BMW will equally dilute ALPINA and it will be some trim option, perhaps an electric BMW MA badge?
E65 B7 4.4 V8 supercharged No 106 (1 of 11 B7 built for UK)
F22 M235i - everyday driver
E 39 523i sold May 2023
E92 325i - written off by X5 I was not driving!
E92 335D Twin Turbo - sold to Sytner Alpina
E 60 - 525D new - sold to Cooper BMW
E 60 - 530D new - sold at auction
E 39 - 520i new - sold at auction
E 30 - 316i new Touring - sold at auction
Audi A6 2.5 Tdi had 2
Audi Coupe GT 1986 new
Mitsubishi Gallant & Sigma
Honda accord 2.2 coupe
Ford Escort 1.6 worst car in the world
F22 M235i - everyday driver
E 39 523i sold May 2023
E92 325i - written off by X5 I was not driving!
E92 335D Twin Turbo - sold to Sytner Alpina
E 60 - 525D new - sold to Cooper BMW
E 60 - 530D new - sold at auction
E 39 - 520i new - sold at auction
E 30 - 316i new Touring - sold at auction
Audi A6 2.5 Tdi had 2
Audi Coupe GT 1986 new
Mitsubishi Gallant & Sigma
Honda accord 2.2 coupe
Ford Escort 1.6 worst car in the world