Competition 95 (Winners John C and Joe)

Post by **neil** » Fri Jan 28, 2011 11:55 am

Original photo uploaded to Flickr by Martijn Kapper

Joint Winners.....

Joe wrote:Upon arrival at the FIA's headquarters staff car park, Mclaren's suspicions were proven to be well founded.

and

John C wrote:Security camera footage of the car park at the "male enhancement" clinic was incredibly predictable.

mac · Post by **mac** » Fri Jan 28, 2011 1:37 pm

(owner musing to himself)
'Now where did I leave my car'?

(car park attendant)
'What colour did you say it was sir'?

'That would be RED'!

'Don't worry we will soon find it RED is not the in colour at the moment, so there is not going to be many about'!!

mac · Post by **mac** » Fri Jan 28, 2011 1:39 pm

Post Office introduces a New Rapid Delivery Service!

joylove · Post by **joylove** » Fri Jan 28, 2011 1:42 pm

Sainsburys Cheshire reports bumper sales of chest wigs and gold medallions.

Ikule · Post by **Ikule** » Fri Jan 28, 2011 2:38 pm

"Ferrari branded wheelie bins available exclusively from Ferraristore.com with wheels from the pit lane tyre trolley 2008 season,
bargain priced at Â£1500 each"

John_C · Post by **John_C** » Fri Jan 28, 2011 2:44 pm

Security camera footage of the car park at the "male enhancement" clinic was incredibly predictable.

chrisbin · Post by **chrisbin** » Fri Jan 28, 2011 7:26 pm

Someone tell that woman she has parked hers offside.......

dellboy 1959 · Post by **dellboy 1959** » Sun Jan 30, 2011 1:01 pm

That was one hell of a typo error,i only ordered one.

rcshott · Post by **rcshott** » Tue Feb 01, 2011 8:49 pm

White car owner, "Oie ya deadheads, move aside so I c'n get to the bowser.."

Joe · Post by **Joe** » Tue Feb 01, 2011 10:09 pm

Upon arrival at the FIA's headquarters staff car park, Mclaren's suspicions were proven to be well founded.

joylove · Post by **joylove** » Tue Feb 01, 2011 10:35 pm

Joe wrote:Upon arrival at the FIA's headquarters staff car park, Mclaren's suspicions were proven to be well founded.

col44577 · Post by **col44577** » Thu Feb 03, 2011 7:04 pm

Overheard at Dubai's recycling centre..."Glass goes in the green bin, paper goes in the black bin, plastic goes in the yellow bin and ferrari's.......just leave 'em wherever you can find space"

joylove · Post by **joylove** » Thu Feb 03, 2011 7:57 pm

That's some shortsighted parking. How will the fire engine get in?

B10BRW · Post by **B10BRW** » Sat Feb 05, 2011 8:58 pm

Alpina's are much more exclusive

aeinstein · Post by **aeinstein** » Sat Feb 05, 2011 9:17 pm

Where's Wally?

or...

Who got that bloody Mercedes Vito in the shot?!