Let's giggle a bit...

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Let's giggle a bit...

Post by rcshott » Wed Feb 02, 2011 4:32 pm


We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Canadian Parliament.

(I wonder what he would say about the Australian. parliament?)
- Will Rogers
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Last week, I said this woman was the ugliest I'd ever seen. Now wish to withdraw that statement.. I met her sister!
- Mark Twain

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The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible
- George Burns

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Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, "Lillian, you should have remained a virgin."


- Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter)
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Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.
- Victor Borge

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Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
- Mark Twain

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By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
- Socrates

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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
- Groucho Marx

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My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.
- Jimmy Durante

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I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back.
- Zsa Zsa Gabor

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Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.
- Alex Levine

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My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery,

people would stop dying.

- Rodney Dangerfield

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Money can't buy you happiness ... But it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery
- Spike Milligan

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Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was "SHUT UP".
- Joe Namath

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I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon.

Then it's time for my nanny nap.
- Bob Hope

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I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
- W. C. Fields

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Don't worry about avoiding temptation.

As you grow older, it will avoid you.
- Winston Churchill

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Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty ... But by then everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.
- Phyllis Diller

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By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step,

he's too old to go anywhere.
- Billy Crystal

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And the cardiologist's diet: If it tastes good, spit it out!


May your troubles be less, may your blessings be more,

and may nothing but happiness come through your door.
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Post by biffa » Sat Feb 12, 2011 9:17 pm

All good & very very true :wink: :wink:



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