As the bus stopped in Adelaide Street, Brisbane a young thing wearing a tight skirt attempted to step up into the bus. But her dress was so tight she couldn't lift her leg high enough.
Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus
driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little,
thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg
She tried to take the step, only to discover that she couldn't.
So, a little more embarrassed, she unziped her skirt a little more, and again attempted to step up. Still no-go! A third time....same result!
Then the very large Detective Sergeant standing behind her, picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on top step of the bus.
She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and yelled, "How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!"
The Sergeant smiled and said , "Well, lady, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I assumed we were friends."
THE ZIPPER
THE ZIPPER
1989 B10 (2nd owner. For sale)
1997 E39 V8 (current daily in UKR)
1997 E39 V8 (current daily in UKR)
