Competition 95 (Winners John C and Joe)

Thats right the 'slightly less often than weekly' caption competition....

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Competition 95 (Winners John C and Joe)

Post by neil » Fri Jan 28, 2011 11:55 am

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Joint Winners.....

Joe wrote:Upon arrival at the FIA's headquarters staff car park, Mclaren's suspicions were proven to be well founded.
and
John C wrote:Security camera footage of the car park at the "male enhancement" clinic was incredibly predictable.
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Post by mac » Fri Jan 28, 2011 1:37 pm

(owner musing to himself)
'Now where did I leave my car'?

(car park attendant)
'What colour did you say it was sir'?

'That would be RED'!

'Don't worry we will soon find it RED is not the in colour at the moment, so there is not going to be many about'!!

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Post by mac » Fri Jan 28, 2011 1:39 pm

Post Office introduces a New Rapid Delivery Service!

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Post by joylove » Fri Jan 28, 2011 1:42 pm

Sainsburys Cheshire reports bumper sales of chest wigs and gold medallions.
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Post by Ikule » Fri Jan 28, 2011 2:38 pm

"Ferrari branded wheelie bins available exclusively from Ferraristore.com with wheels from the pit lane tyre trolley 2008 season,
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Post by John_C » Fri Jan 28, 2011 2:44 pm

Security camera footage of the car park at the "male enhancement" clinic was incredibly predictable.
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Post by chrisbin » Fri Jan 28, 2011 7:26 pm

Someone tell that woman she has parked hers offside.......
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Post by dellboy 1959 » Sun Jan 30, 2011 1:01 pm

That was one hell of a typo error,i only ordered one.
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Post by rcshott » Tue Feb 01, 2011 8:49 pm

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Post by Joe » Tue Feb 01, 2011 10:09 pm

Upon arrival at the FIA's headquarters staff car park, Mclaren's suspicions were proven to be well founded.
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Post by joylove » Tue Feb 01, 2011 10:35 pm

Joe wrote:Upon arrival at the FIA's headquarters staff car park, Mclaren's suspicions were proven to be well founded.
:lol:
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Post by col44577 » Thu Feb 03, 2011 7:04 pm

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Post by joylove » Thu Feb 03, 2011 7:57 pm

That's some shortsighted parking. How will the fire engine get in?
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Post by B10BRW » Sat Feb 05, 2011 8:58 pm

Alpina's are much more exclusive :D

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Post by aeinstein » Sat Feb 05, 2011 9:17 pm

Where's Wally?

or...

Who got that bloody Mercedes Vito in the shot?!

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