Competition 94 (winner dellboy 1959)

Thats right the 'slightly less often than weekly' caption competition....

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Competition 94 (winner dellboy 1959)

Post by neil » Mon Jan 10, 2011 3:23 pm

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Thanks to vblanche and the e90post.com original posting of this photo...


And the winner is....

dellboy 1959 wrote:Let me in it's bloody cold out here
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Post by chrisbin » Mon Jan 10, 2011 3:37 pm

Should've bought winter tyres...... :roll:
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Post by joylove » Mon Jan 10, 2011 3:51 pm

I wonder if you can buy catflaps that fit a car through.
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Post by Chas » Mon Jan 10, 2011 4:04 pm

Should've gone to Specsavers :?

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Post by ade and liz flint » Mon Jan 10, 2011 4:15 pm

''Ok, Mrs Smith, let me get this straight. You wish to make a claim on your insurance because what jumped into your path as you drove into your cul-de-sac?''
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Post by mac » Mon Jan 10, 2011 5:40 pm

Tell me honey, did you say the auto door was fitted today or is it being done tomorrow!

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Post by IAM Joe » Mon Jan 10, 2011 11:30 pm

A massive fail for the 'Enter The Garage Indiana Jones Style'!

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Post by IAM Joe » Mon Jan 10, 2011 11:37 pm

You're going to need more than a shovel to get that out of the s**t!
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Post by chrisbin » Tue Jan 11, 2011 12:09 pm

Having seen a gorgeous Alpina approaching, the "ordinary" BMW desperately tried to hide in the garage....
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Post by mac » Wed Jan 12, 2011 3:58 pm

I thought the door was supposed to be an up and over door!

It now appears to be a stay closed and try drive under door!

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Post by dellboy 1959 » Thu Jan 13, 2011 8:22 pm

Let me in it's bloody cold out here
On a mission to burn as much fossil fuel as possible before it runs out.

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Post by Charles » Fri Jan 14, 2011 1:34 am

The recently introduced Automated Garage Homing system (AGH for short) left something to be desired and had the boffins in Munich scratching their heads.
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Post by joylove » Fri Jan 14, 2011 1:47 am

"Well, at least this time you've got a paddle."
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Post by mac » Fri Jan 14, 2011 10:36 am

dellboy 1959 wrote:Let me in it's bloody cold out here

:lol: :lol:

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Post by Mikeyb1983 » Fri Jan 14, 2011 9:41 pm

In the best Michael Caine accent evr..."You're supposed to blow the bladdy door off!"

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