Competition 85 (Winners Chas + Duncan)

Post by **neil** » Fri Jun 25, 2010 1:59 am

Chas wrote:I said you should use a rotary polisher, not a rotary sander

and

Duncan wrote:apprentice designer:
"can I have a go designing the front end of the new B5?

Senior designer:
" yes , give it a whirl "

ALPB1033 · Post by **ALPB1033** » Fri Jun 25, 2010 2:56 am

Where is that beauty? Here comes the beast!

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Fri Jun 25, 2010 3:09 am

Ralph: "I am invisible... I am invisible... I am invisible... You can't see meeeee!"

Scorchio · Post by **Scorchio** » Fri Jun 25, 2010 7:39 am

"Alpina Bug Protection (tm). Available in swirly pattern (black/white, pink/white) and German flag pattern. â‚¬199. Free shipping."

joylove · Post by **joylove** » Fri Jun 25, 2010 8:11 am

Goatee car has a goatee.

Chief · Post by **Chief** » Fri Jun 25, 2010 8:25 am

The bodyshop said I'd never see another stone chip on the front end after their respray !!!

Chas · Post by **Chas** » Fri Jun 25, 2010 8:39 am

I said you should use a rotary polisher, not a rotary sander

mac · Post by **mac** » Fri Jun 25, 2010 1:53 pm

Chas wrote:I said you should use a rotary polisher, not a rotary sander

Hehe!

BadDave · Post by **BadDave** » Fri Jun 25, 2010 9:42 pm

Darling,how many times have I told you NOT to let the kids play with my Tipex

Duncan · Post by **Duncan** » Mon Jun 28, 2010 12:23 pm

apprentice designer:
"can I have a go designing the front end of the new B5?

Senior designer:
" yes , give it a whirl "

John_C · Post by **John_C** » Tue Jun 29, 2010 8:39 pm

Humans : Never go to a tattoo parlour when drunk.

Cars : This is why the same applies to cars and body shops.

Post by **Charles** » Tue Jun 29, 2010 8:46 pm

Duncan wrote:apprentice designer:
"can I have a go designing the front end of the new B5?

Senior designer:
" yes , give it a whirl "

Nobody else bother - this is the winner in my mind

rcshott · Post by **rcshott** » Thu Jul 01, 2010 8:02 am

Awww c'mon Charles, just when I thought of something!

"Is a bird? is it a plane? Nooo it's a chav in disguise!"

Post by **Charles** » Thu Jul 01, 2010 10:59 am

rcshott wrote:Awww c'mon Charles, just when I thought of something!

"Is a bird? is it a plane? Nooo it's a chav in disguise!"

It's good Jim, but not that good ...

...anyway, it's not my decision but on the basis that weekly caption competitions seem to run for months I felt a little bit of reader democracy might speed up the process

Scorchio · Post by **Scorchio** » Thu Jul 01, 2010 11:21 am

Yeah, let us vote!