Competition 79 (Winner Chas)

Post by **neil** » Wed Oct 14, 2009 2:32 pm

Couldn't resist one of Tony's photos from our last Wet Handling day...

winner Chas !

Chas wrote:Connor MacLeod's interest in motorsport was keeping his mind busy but there were signs that he was reverting to his old ways...

"There can be only one"

Petrolhead · Post by **Petrolhead** » Wed Oct 14, 2009 3:45 pm

The Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Humans were outraged at Oxfordshire Council's latest development in speedbumps.

markbannister · Post by **markbannister** » Wed Oct 14, 2009 4:28 pm

My first ever attempt:

The executioner carried out a drive-by inspection of his public hanging and decapitation efforts.

b10liquid · Post by **b10liquid** » Thu Oct 15, 2009 12:57 am

Longleat Safari Park under-fire for "lack of realism" in newly opened Lion enclosure.

joylove · Post by **joylove** » Thu Oct 15, 2009 9:42 am

The red car and the blue car had a race.
All red wants to do is stuff his face.
He eats everything he sees,
From trucks to to prickly trees,
but smart old blue he took the milky way.

mac · Post by **mac** » Thu Oct 15, 2009 2:08 pm

'PET's 'R' Us'
show off their snake in the grass!!

(sorry Pet)!

or

'Tony, Tony I told you I'm bored !

'It's alright for you, tinkering about with your camera'.

Chas · Post by **Chas** » Thu Oct 15, 2009 2:33 pm

Connor MacLeod's interest in motorsport was keeping his mind busy but there were signs that he was reverting to his old ways...

"There can be only one"

seenthelight · Post by **seenthelight** » Fri Oct 16, 2009 11:38 pm

(Audi driver) 'Good job he's parked it up and got out, he clearly lost his head on that last lap'....

seenthelight · Post by **seenthelight** » Fri Oct 16, 2009 11:39 pm

'Should have gone to Sytners'

M3 XGJ · Post by **M3 XGJ** » Tue Oct 20, 2009 2:07 pm

At the Grand opening ceremony of the "Wet Handling" day one of the Alpina sky diving team suffered an unfortunate accident after
forgetting to put their parachute on.

Joe · Post by **Joe** » Tue Oct 20, 2009 9:00 pm

Chicken, chicken, I'm no chicken....headless maybe, but still no chicken

Ikule · Post by **Ikule** » Tue Oct 20, 2009 10:42 pm

"SAS concealment training has not been affected by budget cuts" an MOD official stated today........

mac · Post by **mac** » Mon Oct 26, 2009 11:16 am

(Mac to Tony)
'Could that be the GREEN SHOOTS OF RECOVERY' next to Pet'.

(Tony's reply)
'No I think she's out for the count'

Post by **Charles** » Mon Oct 26, 2009 11:36 am

"98 ... 99 ... 100 - Coming! Ready or not!"

mac · Post by **mac** » Mon Oct 26, 2009 2:56 pm

"98 ... 99 ... 100 - Coming! Ready or not!"
(quoting Charles)

Nah!! I thing it was the cold sending a shiver down her spine !!!

note to myself: MUST STOP posting INUENDO'S.

To moderators, if too naughty feel free to delete.
Mac.