Competition 74 (Winners Petrolhead + seenthelight)

Post by **neil** » Wed Jul 29, 2009 12:30 am

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To close to call so the winners are:

Petrolhead wrote:Is your partner unhappy with the size of your exhaust? Does she think your CO2 ejection is lacking something? Make her smile again with this new easy-on exhaust extension, and put some love back into your pollution.

seenthelight wrote:Despite the long delay, Charles was no less delighted to receive the patent for his 'Penny Farthing' cycle bracket.....

seenthelight · Post by **seenthelight** » Wed Jul 29, 2009 1:00 am

OK, down periscope and launch starboard torpedo....

Post by **Charles** » Wed Jul 29, 2009 1:13 am

Perfect - now the cyclists have got something to really complain about

seenthelight · Post by **seenthelight** » Wed Jul 29, 2009 9:46 am

Despite the long delay, Charles was no less delighted to receive the patent for his 'Penny Farthing' cycle bracket.....

Hector's Dad · Post by **Hector's Dad** » Wed Jul 29, 2009 12:28 pm

The car snorkel - for the man who has everything.

Ikule · Post by **Ikule** » Wed Jul 29, 2009 7:07 pm

At last a BMW option which allows you to say to 4x4 owners "eat my fumes!".....literally

Chas · Post by **Chas** » Thu Jul 30, 2009 9:28 am

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mac · Post by **mac** » Thu Jul 30, 2009 11:16 am

Han's says (in a Germanic tone) 'W(V)as ist das' !!

Fritz replies
'AAhhh Ya Das ist zee rear air bag inflation devize'

mac · Post by **mac** » Thu Jul 30, 2009 11:17 am

seenthelight wrote:Despite the long delay, Charles was no less delighted to receive the patent for his 'Penny Farthing' cycle bracket.....

I do like this one

mac · Post by **mac** » Thu Jul 30, 2009 11:18 am

mac wrote:
seenthelight wrote:Despite the long delay, Charles was no less delighted to receive the patent for his 'Penny Farthing' cycle bracket.....

I do like this one

You do realise that is the 'KISS OF DEATH' you have NO CHANCE NOW!!!!!!!

Petrolhead · Post by **Petrolhead** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 3:06 pm

Is your partner unhappy with the size of your exhaust? Does she think your CO2 ejection is lacking something? Make her smile again with this new easy-on exhaust extension, and put some love back into your pollution.

Post by **Charles** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 4:26 pm

mac wrote:
mac wrote:
seenthelight wrote:Despite the long delay, Charles was no less delighted to receive the patent for his 'Penny Farthing' cycle bracket.....

I do like this one

You do realise that is the 'KISS OF DEATH' you have NO CHANCE NOW!!!!!!!

Neither of you do!

alpina46 · Post by **alpina46** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 5:15 pm

Petrolhead wrote:Is your partner unhappy with the size of your exhaust? Does she think your CO2 ejection is lacking something? Make her smile again with this new easy-on exhaust extension, and put some love back into your pollution.

Very good

Post by **Charles** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 5:59 pm

alpina46 wrote:
Petrolhead wrote:Is your partner unhappy with the size of your exhaust? Does she think your CO2 ejection is lacking something? Make her smile again with this new easy-on exhaust extension, and put some love back into your pollution.
Very good

+1

B10 is best · Post by **B10 is best** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 7:43 pm

Daddy Cool tries to be in Max Power. But it ends up like his dancing....... utterly rubbish