Competition 115 (Winner Chrisbin)

Thats right the 'slightly less often than weekly' caption competition....

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Post by mac » Fri Aug 24, 2012 10:39 am

Is that another 'CRACK' on that set of BMW wheels?

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Post by bmw virgin » Fri Aug 24, 2012 12:53 pm

"Fight OBD thefts - Buy the all new Cracklock!" :D

Try "Shorties Garage" and our girly girl mechanics! Customer satisfaction guaranteed! :shock: :D
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Post by PerryGunn » Fri Aug 24, 2012 1:14 pm

Since my dog died, I've been trying to train the car to fetch my fish supper!
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Post by mac » Tue Sep 04, 2012 5:11 pm

Just as well she is not facing the other way round........

Car would then be going up a back entry!!

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Post by chrisbin » Wed Sep 05, 2012 3:40 pm

A very nice example of an E60, just a shame that its a bit "leggy".....

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Post by PerryGunn » Wed Sep 05, 2012 4:58 pm

Is that a bulge in your bonnet or are you just pleased to see me
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Post by rcshott » Thu Sep 06, 2012 11:34 am

BMS's new 'badge' warmer!
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Post by MikeR » Thu Sep 13, 2012 11:52 pm

that would likely set off the front sensor....

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Post by Charles » Fri Sep 14, 2012 1:25 am

By offering a number of alternative "ports" on their latest model, BMW hope to divert attention away from recent security concerns.
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Post by ade and liz flint » Fri Sep 14, 2012 10:55 am

Nice pedestrian airbags! :shock:
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Post by Chas » Fri Sep 14, 2012 11:00 am

This should be a billboard advert for dealer servicing with the slogan:

"No warranty Sir? Assume the position..." :shock:

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Post by Ikule » Mon Sep 17, 2012 1:42 am

Not sure I'm eligible for this one as I sent Neil the picture ;-)
however here goes:

Now that's one body I'd certainly like to detail..........
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Post by dellboy 1959 » Mon Sep 17, 2012 1:45 pm

I said buff the bonnet not muff it :lol:
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Post by dellboy 1959 » Mon Sep 17, 2012 6:25 pm

Oi,don't even think about snatching my motor :no :lol:
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Post by ali » Fri Sep 28, 2012 11:21 pm

A cheeky rear end gives the M sport model more style
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