Competition 113 (Winner 164 Coupe)

Thats right the 'slightly less often than weekly' caption competition....

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Post by mac » Tue Jun 19, 2012 5:14 pm

Heard someone say 'Alpina's are ALL DRAWS & NO KNICKERS'









I wish!!

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Post by flyboyben » Tue Jun 26, 2012 4:43 pm

I wish my wife would stop doing that! It just spoils the lines of the car
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Post by Hodge » Tue Jun 26, 2012 4:57 pm

" it's a dirty spoiler, but I think I'll keep it" :D

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Post by mac » Sat Jun 30, 2012 3:50 pm

No....no...no....no!!!

I said fit a spoiler!!

Not 'SPOIL HER'

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Post by mac » Mon Jul 02, 2012 2:00 pm

The wifes way of telling me the 'grass needs cutting'!!











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Post by mac » Mon Jul 02, 2012 3:41 pm

Variation of above answer...................


The wifes way of saying - What I can have for cutting the grass!!



I say 'Bloody Great! Always Wanted An ALPINA' :twisted:

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Post by MikeR » Wed Jul 04, 2012 12:30 am

Intensive proofreading led to three typos being spotted:

I should be A
NO should be YES
missing - PLEASE

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Post by Ken M 44 » Fri Jul 13, 2012 3:31 pm

I dunno - she's been there three days, says her heel is stuck in a crack.
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Post by B10BRW » Fri Sep 14, 2012 7:34 pm

Plate meant to say SAT ON IT :?
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Post by dellboy 1959 » Mon Sep 17, 2012 5:34 pm

Dyslexic model mistakes B3 for devils alter :doh :lol:
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Post by neil » Fri Sep 28, 2012 4:18 pm

And the winner is:

164 coupe wrote:Santino liked it, but really wished he had opted for the topless model. :wink:

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