Competition 107 (Winner danlimb)

Thats right the 'slightly less often than weekly' caption competition....

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Competition 107 (Winner danlimb)

Post by neil » Mon Mar 05, 2012 1:57 pm

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Thanks for Ali for this one !!

And the winner is
danlimb wrote: "The terrified B3 desperately searched for somewhere to hide, as the hoard of zombies were finally closing in on their prey..."
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Post by danlimb » Mon Mar 05, 2012 5:11 pm

(It may take a while to pick up on this one...)


"The terrified B3 desperately searched for somewhere to hide, as the hoard of zombies were finally closing in on their prey..."

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Post by mac » Mon Mar 05, 2012 6:20 pm

TECHNICAL FORUM

Advice Required Please.


My local 'Indy' garage was showing me how to drop a bigger diesel into my Alpina!


Somehow I'm not convinced he knows how to do it!

Please advise!

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Post by mac » Mon Mar 05, 2012 6:22 pm

danlimb wrote:(It may take a while to pick up on this one...)

Good lateral thinking :)

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Post by ali » Mon Mar 05, 2012 10:37 pm

The Berliet's Doctor had advised it to take some B3 at mealtime
B3 3.3 Touring #108
B3 3.0 Biturbo #107
D3 2.0 Biturbo Touring #098

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Post by chrisbin » Tue Mar 06, 2012 2:08 pm

The unfortunate Alpina owner didn't appreciate the onlookers rendition of "Y.M.C.A."
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Post by ade and liz flint » Tue Mar 06, 2012 2:32 pm

The Shadows were well prepared for the onset of their all-continent world tour in their new Alpina double-cab touring bus.
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Post by joylove » Tue Mar 06, 2012 3:14 pm

With cockfighting banned, the locals tried an alternative.
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Post by MikeR » Sat Mar 10, 2012 3:11 pm

For Sale Berliet project vehicle: Standard spec with newly fitted Alpina front spoiler (needs spraying to colour match).

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Post by Ken M 44 » Mon Mar 12, 2012 2:26 pm

'Pimp my Ride' said get it slammed dude
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Post by seanb » Fri Mar 16, 2012 12:38 am

BBC's new Strictly Come Driving show: watch overweight celeb vehicles get up close and personal with the professional drivers
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Post by Bruce M » Fri Mar 16, 2012 11:35 am

Guys, why oh why......

when your eying up a hot car...

..... why does it always have a fat ugly mate in tow.
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Post by dellboy 1959 » Sun Apr 29, 2012 5:12 pm

Alpina or not your my bitch.
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Post by neil » Wed Jun 13, 2012 6:37 pm

And the winner is
danlimb wrote: "The terrified B3 desperately searched for somewhere to hide, as the hoard of zombies were finally closing in on their prey..."

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Post by danlimb » Wed Jun 13, 2012 10:39 pm

neil wrote:And the winner is
danlimb wrote: "The terrified B3 desperately searched for somewhere to hide, as the hoard of zombies were finally closing in on their prey..."
:D

Thank you kindly!

My humour is sometimes a bit wasted on people... or just not funny, or not understood...

Dan

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