Competition 102 (Winner MarkEG)

Thats right the 'slightly less often than weekly' caption competition....

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Competition 102 (Winner MarkEG)

Post by neil » Thu Oct 06, 2011 10:42 pm

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Few contenders for this one, but for topicality (sounding like a reality show judge :( ) I'm going to give this MarkEG !
MarkEG wrote:A certain 'natural justice' hit Italian Cruise ship captain Francesco Schettino on his drive home from work.....
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Post by Ikule » Fri Oct 07, 2011 12:58 am

Dawn French's diet was not going well......
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Post by ALPB1033 » Fri Oct 07, 2011 5:03 am

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Post by Chas » Fri Oct 07, 2011 9:31 am

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Post by joylove » Fri Oct 07, 2011 11:06 am

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Post by chrisbin » Fri Oct 07, 2011 12:20 pm

Council Spokesman: "If you complete form 535/PH/11, and accompany it with full measurements, we will then be able to decide whether it meets the criteria for a pothole, and consider your claim......"
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Post by Mr-P » Fri Oct 07, 2011 7:58 pm

With both Severn bridge closed for good the new tunnel should reduce the number of Welsh entering the country.


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Post by Bigscreen » Sat Oct 08, 2011 1:51 am

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Post by ade and liz flint » Sun Oct 09, 2011 3:53 pm

"Holy potholes, Batman!"
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Post by dellboy 1959 » Sun Oct 09, 2011 4:20 pm

I told you that front spoiler was too low and would dig in
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Post by MikeR » Mon Oct 10, 2011 8:30 pm

Warning! Don't overfill the screen wash reservoir as the fluid can be highly corrosive.

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Post by mac » Wed Oct 12, 2011 2:01 pm

I told you the Estate version drank more fuel!!

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Post by mac » Wed Oct 12, 2011 2:02 pm

Mirror, Signal, Sail!!

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Post by mac » Wed Oct 12, 2011 2:06 pm

The Airbag has gone off but the heavy bag has got out through the rear!

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Post by ade and liz flint » Wed Oct 12, 2011 3:27 pm

Council employee on phone...

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