Competition 100 (Winner Araf)

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Competition 100 (Winner Araf)

Post by neil » Tue Aug 09, 2011 10:01 pm

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And the winner is:
Araf wrote:Dead unlucky.
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Post by Mr-P » Tue Aug 09, 2011 10:11 pm

The tow trucks driver later found all of his passed away relatives returned to him once the funeral directors found out who he was.
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Post by Araf » Tue Aug 09, 2011 10:12 pm

Dead unlucky.
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Post by mac » Wed Aug 10, 2011 9:36 am

'Coffin Dodger'


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This is not what the funeral director had in mind when he said 'Lift'!

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Post by ade and liz flint » Wed Aug 10, 2011 9:42 am

As poor old Mr Roper vacated church for his final journey, he was honoured by his ex-colleagues in the local parking enforcement team in their usual ceremonial fashion.
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Post by Hodge » Wed Aug 10, 2011 10:02 am

"Long Stay Parking"

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Post by rcshott » Sun Aug 14, 2011 11:34 am

ONE PALLBEARER;
"Now boys, raise the coffin above your heads... NO! NO! NO! I said THE COFFIN!" And to the truck driver, "YOU IDIOT! WE CAN'T REACH"
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Post by neil » Mon Sep 19, 2011 12:09 pm

Got to be Araf with
Araf wrote:Dead unlucky.

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