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Competition 95 (Winners John C and Joe)
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 28, 2011 11:55 am    Post subject: Competition 95 (Winners John C and Joe) Reply with quote



Original photo uploaded to Flickr by Martijn Kapper

Joint Winners.....


Joe wrote:
Upon arrival at the FIA's headquarters staff car park, Mclaren's suspicions were proven to be well founded.


and

John C wrote:
Security camera footage of the car park at the "male enhancement" clinic was incredibly predictable.

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 28, 2011 1:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

(owner musing to himself)
'Now where did I leave my car'?

(car park attendant)
'What colour did you say it was sir'?

'That would be RED'!

'Don't worry we will soon find it RED is not the in colour at the moment, so there is not going to be many about'!!
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 28, 2011 1:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Post Office introduces a New Rapid Delivery Service!
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 28, 2011 1:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sainsburys Cheshire reports bumper sales of chest wigs and gold medallions.
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 28, 2011 2:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Ferrari branded wheelie bins available exclusively from Ferraristore.com with wheels from the pit lane tyre trolley 2008 season,
bargain priced at 1500 each"
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 28, 2011 2:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Security camera footage of the car park at the "male enhancement" clinic was incredibly predictable.
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 28, 2011 7:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Someone tell that woman she has parked hers offside.......
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 30, 2011 1:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

That was one hell of a typo error,i only ordered one.
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 01, 2011 8:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

White car owner, "Oie ya deadheads, move aside so I c'n get to the bowser.."
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 01, 2011 10:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Upon arrival at the FIA's headquarters staff car park, Mclaren's suspicions were proven to be well founded.
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 01, 2011 10:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Joe wrote:
Upon arrival at the FIA's headquarters staff car park, Mclaren's suspicions were proven to be well founded.
Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 03, 2011 7:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Overheard at Dubai's recycling centre..."Glass goes in the green bin, paper goes in the black bin, plastic goes in the yellow bin and ferrari's.......just leave 'em wherever you can find space"
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 03, 2011 7:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

That's some shortsighted parking. How will the fire engine get in?
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 05, 2011 8:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Alpina's are much more exclusive Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 05, 2011 9:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Where's Wally?

or...

Who got that bloody Mercedes Vito in the shot?!
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