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PostPosted: Mon Dec 23, 2013 3:08 pm    Post subject: Competition 134 Reply with quote


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PostPosted: Mon Dec 23, 2013 8:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote



You've got a new Alpina 4x4 and you've been working out... Are you sure Mrs Claus doesn't suspect anything? Wink
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 23, 2013 11:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"If only I hadnt lost the sodding keys I wouldnt be standing here like a tw@t"
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 02, 2014 3:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Santa may only Come once a year BUT he drives an ALPINA and fills both stockings.
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 03, 2014 11:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Alpina XD3 comes to rescue Santa with his stuck sleigh
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 20, 2014 1:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Is that a cracker in your pocket, or are you just pleased to see an Alpina?!
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 06, 2014 11:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

We'll I've totally failed to think of something funny for this. So here's a Xmas gag instead....

I got a sweater for Christmas. I really wanted a screamer or a moaner Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 07, 2014 8:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Kris Odwarka's time away from Alpina had clearly not been kind to him...."
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 07, 2014 8:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Alpina's latest clothing line mysteriously only a success in Lapland"
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 28, 2014 10:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

With a car like this, I can wear what the hell I want and still get laid
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