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Competition 102 (Winner MarkEG)
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 06, 2011 10:42 pm    Post subject: Competition 102 (Winner MarkEG) Reply with quote



Few contenders for this one, but for topicality (sounding like a reality show judge Sad ) I'm going to give this MarkEG !

MarkEG wrote:
A certain 'natural justice' hit Italian Cruise ship captain Francesco Schettino on his drive home from work.....

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 07, 2011 12:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dawn French's diet was not going well......
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 07, 2011 5:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 07, 2011 11:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 07, 2011 12:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 07, 2011 7:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 08, 2011 1:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 09, 2011 3:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 09, 2011 4:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 8:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 12, 2011 2:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 12, 2011 2:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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