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PostPosted: Wed Jun 29, 2011 5:50 pm    Post subject: Competition 98 (Winner Joylove) Reply with quote



Winner: Joylove
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And they denied NASA was going more Redneck.

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 29, 2011 5:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

And they denied NASA was going more Redneck.
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 29, 2011 6:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

'Dang this Satnav S.O.B.. Told me to turn left at the Houston interchange. Now I dunno what time I'll be home for grits!'
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 29, 2011 6:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

With the Humber bridge tolls increasing, alternative means of crossing the estuary are being investigated...
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 29, 2011 9:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

1/ By coincidence, the lorry driver had been listening to that very same song by Talking Heads.

2/ Even International Rescue was feeling the effects of the current recession, but Virgil was very un-inpressed by the replacement for Thunderbird 2.
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 29, 2011 9:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

If you think that's strange, you should see the size of the moles around these parts Wink
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 04, 2011 4:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Coffe break during the filming of the latest Transformers film...
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 04, 2011 4:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

chrisbin wrote:
Coffe break during the filming of the latest Transformers film...


I assume that's not Optimus Prime lying down? Shocked
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 06, 2011 9:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

After the driver lost control on a very steep decent, was heard to screem into the CB mike:

H-O-O-O-L-L-L-L-Y M-A-C-K-R-R-L-L! NOW THERE'S ONE HELL-OV-AN ESCAPE ROAD"!
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 24, 2011 4:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

VOSA introduce OTT brake efficiency test.
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 24, 2011 4:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Eddie Kid makes a comeback to set the world record for an artic jumping 22 London buses.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 26, 2011 1:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 09, 2011 1:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Scannia Driver gets confused when entering 'Search For A Star' contest!
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 09, 2011 4:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 19, 2011 11:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

And the winner is :

joylove wrote:
And they denied NASA was going more Redneck.

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