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Competition 96 (Winner ANDY_C2_2.5)
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 01, 2011 6:36 pm    Post subject: Competition 96 (Winner ANDY_C2_2.5) Reply with quote



And the winner is:

ANDY_C2_2.5 wrote:

It seems old Mr and Mrs Smith's faraday experiment went somewhat arwy!

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 01, 2011 7:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

An eldery home (kept secret) released a photo and commented: "We are ready to receive Hannibal Lecter".
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 01, 2011 8:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The new park and ride scheme at euston station is kept safely under lock and key
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 01, 2011 10:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I use the silver one as my daily get around and the red one i keep for sunday runs only
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 02, 2011 12:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The new security device is great but a bugger to carry.
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 02, 2011 12:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

It seems old Mr and Mrs Smith's faraday experiment went somewhat arwy!
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 02, 2011 4:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The government alternative speeding fine for the defiant handicap speedster
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 02, 2011 12:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Following government cuts to the public transport budget the new version of the "Replacement bus service" is unveiled.
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 02, 2011 4:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tracy Emmin's new installation drew more bizarre glances than her usual fare. When asked by a reported what happened to the accompanying old person Emmin replied with a knowing smile and a burp.
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 03, 2011 1:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The hare and the tortoise race start was under lock and cage.
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 03, 2011 12:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Chancellors' announced his Budget cuts with "And here's what you could have won!"
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 03, 2011 8:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

As the Scots have the prescription charges waived our Southern friends can only dream of a decent motability scheme
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 03, 2011 9:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Scottish free motability scheme is slightly delayed at launch due to losing the key to their lock-up...only to find the Welsh had taken it 4 years previously Wink
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 03, 2011 9:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The cage fighters had waited such a long time for the competition to begin......
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 07, 2011 9:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

ANDY_C2_2.5 wrote:
It seems old Mr and Mrs Smith's faraday experiment went somewhat arwy!

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