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PostPosted: Mon Oct 07, 2013 4:57 pm    Post subject: Competition 131 Reply with quote


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PostPosted: Mon Oct 07, 2013 7:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The new Porsche Carrera GT with 8 speed gearbox & 8 wheel drive
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 07, 2013 7:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Porsche's attempt on the 'Retro' theme was considered a little too close-to-the-bone. Think
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 07, 2013 10:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Traction Control not an option
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 07, 2013 11:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just found my ideal track car!
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 08, 2013 12:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Is that the new Porsche Panzererma?
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 08, 2013 9:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hans, fire up ze Panzer.
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 08, 2013 10:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Porsche has supplied this vehicle for use in Afganistan to avoid problems with bombs burried in roads. This vehicle is so fast that it is long past when the bomb explodes.
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 09, 2013 10:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Amazingly enough it still looks better than the Panamera
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 09, 2013 10:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

ERM,When i said i wanted the tracking done i meant,-------- Doh ! That's the last time i take the car to quickshit Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 15, 2013 11:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

No, that wasnt what I meant when I said I had a real tank-slapper....!
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 19, 2013 8:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Detlev von Platen, president and CEO of Porsche, talks to the Wall Street
Journal's Lee Hawkins at the 2013 New York International Auto Show. "You know Lee, I'm not sure my engineers understood me correctly, as I'm a little disappointed by the first results of our new think tank".
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 04, 2013 11:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

After the Fast & Furious team had finished modding it, no wonder it crashed...





(Too close to the bone? If so, sorry Sad )
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 29, 2014 1:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Porsche design team competely off track with the new Carrera GT
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 28, 2014 11:12 pm    Post subject: Re: Competition 131 Reply with quote

neil wrote:


New Porsche designer sacked after being told to design the new model with a bigger tank
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