Competition 97 (Winner ade and liz flint)

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Competition 97 (Winner ade and liz flint)

Post by neil » Tue Apr 19, 2011 11:13 am

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And the winner is
ade and liz flint wrote:The Poundland store opens up it's long-awaited sale to enormous apathy.
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Post by Broch » Tue Apr 19, 2011 12:04 pm

mmmm, (that reminds me)...."Still to get that 2011 ALPINA calender!" :wink:


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Post by joylove » Tue Apr 19, 2011 12:16 pm

So; how much is it?
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Post by ade and liz flint » Tue Apr 19, 2011 12:21 pm

The Poundland store opens up it's long-awaited sale to enormous apathy.
Current:
23MY Porsche Macan GTS in Papaya
23MY Cupra Born V3 77kW in Aurora

Previously loved:
ALPINA: E91 B3SBiturbo #127, E92 B3SBiturbo #285, E90 D3Biturbo #097, E85 Roadster S #168 & variety of 'beige' 4 and 6-cyl BMW lumps.
PORSCHE: Macan S, Cayman 981 S, Cayman 981 GTS

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Post by Hector's Dad » Tue Apr 19, 2011 1:12 pm

OK, here's my £1 - I've got the lorry out front, can you help me load everything in?

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Post by John_C » Tue Apr 19, 2011 2:50 pm

Poundland were forced into desperate measures to shift their stock of cars which do less than 30mpg......
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Post by Charles » Tue Apr 19, 2011 2:55 pm

"I don't suppose you have a head gasket for an ALPINA B3S knocking about?"
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Post by ade and liz flint » Tue Apr 19, 2011 3:36 pm

'B3S pistons, sir? No they're not a pound.....they're in the 2 for a pound bin'
Current:
23MY Porsche Macan GTS in Papaya
23MY Cupra Born V3 77kW in Aurora

Previously loved:
ALPINA: E91 B3SBiturbo #127, E92 B3SBiturbo #285, E90 D3Biturbo #097, E85 Roadster S #168 & variety of 'beige' 4 and 6-cyl BMW lumps.
PORSCHE: Macan S, Cayman 981 S, Cayman 981 GTS

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Post by dubbers » Tue Apr 19, 2011 7:49 pm

Staff in the Stoke branch resort to novel tactics to fool cash loaded customers to buy empty cardboard boxes
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Post by mac » Wed Apr 20, 2011 10:01 am

Hector's Dad wrote:OK, here's my £1 - I've got the lorry out front, can you help me load everything in?
:lol:

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Post by mac » Wed Apr 20, 2011 10:15 am

Red Light District Shop Girls Walk Out!!!

They Think £1 Too Cheap But 50p Sale Is Asking For Trouble.







:oops: Bit off tack but No offence intended.

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Post by dellboy 1959 » Sun May 01, 2011 9:14 pm

OK here's my pound now feck off and take all that junk with ya i want to get all my garage gear in here pronto :lol:
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Post by neil » Thu Jul 14, 2011 8:21 pm

And the winner is:
ade and liz flint wrote:The Poundland store opens up it's long-awaited sale to enormous apathy.

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