Reintroducing the infamous Forum Caption Contest

[ali]

I think the origina thread died a few years ago when there was forum update issues as I searched for it and couldn't find it.
I saw this pic of Jules B5 online and I'm sure he won't mind pinching it and posting it here.
Rules are simple caption contest
As many entries as you want and when the answers to each image dries up hopefully one of our illustrious leaders (mods) will choose a winner then the next pic goes up etc etc

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[ali]

I'll start

Oi mate!! Can't park here
Alpina parking is that way

[Jules Sunleu]

Lol, brilliant.

I'll go with..

The runway has braking markers near the end, try to remember not to maintain 200mph for too long

[PerryGunn]

Welcome to Gaydon and the BMWCCGB Meet... Ah! an Alpina...
You just need to turn around and head South on the M40, you'll find the Alpina section in the car park of the McDonalds on the outskirts of Banbury... toodle pip!

[Jules Sunleu]

Welcome to Gaydon and the BMWCCGB Meet... Ah! an Alpina...
You just need to turn around and head South on the M40, you'll find the Alpina section in the car park of the McDonalds on the outskirts of Banbury... toodle pip!

I do like a Maccy D's This was Bicester but M40 still on the doorstep lol

[Wellsy]

Hey Jules - There is an Alpina over there with the wrong roundals

[ali]

Hey Jules - There is an Alpina over there with the wrong roundals

[Jules Sunleu]

Hey Jules - There is an Alpina over there with the wrong roundals

PMSL - I don't think anyone will beat that in my opinion

[D3orbust]

“The local dogging area is over there”

[B10BRW]

You have an Alpina, I am Green with envy

[Jules Sunleu]

“The local dogging area is over there”

Maisie said what?

[Yad3100]

I don’t care if you think your special, the rest of the BMWs are over there

[Bob]

Hey Jules - There is an Alpina over there with the wrong roundals

Winner!

[hap]

Is that an real Alpine or copy mate ?

[JohnW]

So which is faster, an AC Schnitzel or Alpine?