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Bad neighbour revenge

Post by Easy-pd » Mon Jun 16, 2014 10:15 pm

My neighbours take strong painkillers, drink and have started to become abusive. They are in their late 60s and did a prank call on my other v elderly neighbour pretending to be police who had arrested his wife. He has dementia and became v agitated, upset and worried.

As they are in their 60s, I have always been polite and told my wife she is mistaken or exaggerating when she says what they did, but I witnessed a torrent of abuse and f words for drilling a wall at 5pm.
Their son is in his 40s, still lives there and I hear her shouting at him daily that he is just a dirty pervert. Tbh, he creeps me out badly.

Now I am p155ed off badly. After years of defending them and being polite, the way they spoke to me and the wife yesterday was unacceptable and they ran into the house giggling when I tried to convey my dissatisfaction at their comments :)

Needless to say, I suddenly remembered many things that needed drilling, even things that did not. I even remembered some stones I needed to break up with a hammer.

They have grown some monstrous evergreens that are taller than the house, pushing their fence on to our garden and we don't see our cat for days because they have made up a bed for it and feed it.


Now, I wondered if

a/ there is anything I can do to stop it. I don't care if they keep themselves to themselves and if things stopped, I can get on with life.

B/ purely for reference and a laugh, are there any undetectable neighbourly revenge tactics. Theoretically, ones for imaginary neighbours who have put up high gates at the front garden so letterbox access is difficult. Also are there any ways of making imaginary neighbours trees die off without detection, for reference and a laugh only.

I hear turnip seeds fk up a lawn if they fall on it and weed killer doesn't touch it.

I am really unhappy, as i am a good neighbour. I give all my neighbours veg from the garden, I bought 100L of water home from tescos in my boot when the water main burst and didn't ask for a penny, I water gardens and feed pets when there are holidays. These nutters are intimidating my wife and kids.

Rant over, but could do with a cheer up with some theoretical revenge ideas for reference only.....

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Post by v8 ego » Tue Jun 17, 2014 8:25 am

Apparently cress seeds sprinkled in the pattern of say, an offensive word or words, is good for a giggle. Completely invisible while it is growing and very white when cut :D like I say, apparently.
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Post by Easy-pd » Tue Jun 17, 2014 8:30 am

Good, as a side note I know someone at uni who had them sprinkled on his carpet and watered when he went home for the weekend!

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Post by v8 ego » Tue Jun 17, 2014 9:48 am

Classic!! :lol:
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Post by MickB3 » Tue Jun 17, 2014 10:22 am

Hammer a big bag of cheap frozen sausages into their lawn, Sit in the bedroom window with a beer and popcorn and as the sausages thaw watch every wild animal in the area turn their garden into a replica of the Somme.

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Post by rc944 » Tue Jun 17, 2014 11:07 am

MickB3 wrote:Hammer a big bag of cheap frozen sausages into their lawn, Sit in the bedroom window with a beer and popcorn and as the sausages thaw watch every wild animal in the area turn their garden into a replica of the Somme.

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Post by Easy-pd » Tue Jun 17, 2014 12:07 pm

Like it, what if the theoretical bad neighbour had high gates and no garden access?

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Post by Kev C » Fri Jun 20, 2014 11:06 am

Poppy seeds in a compost / dirt bomb ... just chuck it over the fence - doesn't matter where it lands - they're poppy seeds

If the trees are overhanging your garden, you are entitled to cut back in line with the boundary, but you have to give the branches back - again, chuck over fence (or mention to council that he fence is falling down / trees causing subsidance). :twisted:
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